I'm a bunny rabbit hear me Rawr!!!!!! -Quack-

Hello ladies and gentlemen on second thought hello ladies I don't care about the gentlemen. You lot will know me as Fairystail the awesome, amazing, awesome, sexy, awesome, funny, awesome, wonderful, brilliant (heh you thought i'd say awesome :P) fanfiction writer taht you all know and love but what you may or may not know is that i have deep desires to be an author that get's payed to write as well. So I made this blog and decided i'll use it as free publicity :D

To all my followers the hundreds of millions of them around the world I offer this simple piece of advice. Do not ride a scooter going 40-50 kmph into the back of a car. It hurts. Seriously it hurts like hell don’t do it.It happened last night and I got off lightly no broken bones or anything yet i can barely walk down the stairs cause of the pain. So again don’t do it.
P.S. God bless helmets.

https://www.fanfiction.net/u/4563368/fairystail


Hey guys this is the link to my fanfiction.net profile it is full of my incredibly awesome storys check it out Seriously check it out and i’ll think about giving you a million dollars. I won’t actually give it to you but it’s the thought that counts right?’

ben-c:

frenums:

did you know that cats rub their faces against things that they claim as their territory so if they rub against your face youve just been named an honorary member of that cat’s family like wow thank you cat

i love when people steal my text posts

my brothers cat rubs it’s face against the toilet

(via skeletonpanda15)

nickette:

thetrekkiehasthephonebox:

error404personnotfound:

bonkalore:

lonelybonerhead:

They must have the most ridiculous sex ever

*most incredible sex ever

WHY

They were married and had two kids. This shouldn’t be a shock.

The person from whom I reblogged this, put in their tags that it was three kids. Are we really gonna let this slide that fire-baby was forgotten?

No fire baby was not forgotten he probably just never saw Violet

(Source: glennnrhee, via skeletonpanda15)

irrijur:

shadow-of-a-whisper:

karkink:

ymirmikanami:

Dark Elsa

unconventionalmoose:

“HOW DO YOU PROTECT YOURSELF AT NIGHT” + glittered sequined bat

unconventionalmoose:

“HOW DO YOU PROTECT YOURSELF AT NIGHT” + glittered sequined bat

(via i-hate-the-beach)

ecstasysmom:

Girl all you gotta do is divide 48 by four it’s literally the easiest part

anyone wanna explain to me how 3.16=4.X turned into 48=4X? math is fucked up or this girl is gonna be one hell of a stripper

ecstasysmom:

Girl all you gotta do is divide 48 by four it’s literally the easiest part

anyone wanna explain to me how 3.16=4.X turned into 48=4X? math is fucked up or this girl is gonna be one hell of a stripper

(via skeletonpanda15)

agentcarolinainthemorning:

waluigiology:

i just figured out the perfect murder

kill someone and bury them in their own garden

that way if the police find them they’ll think it was a suicide

#welp looks like the victim committed suicide and promptly buried themselves in their garden #how considerate of them

"And that is why I killed myself, chopped myself up and put myself in the garbage" it worked then why can’t it work in this case?

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(Source: dreamberks, via skeletonpanda15)