“HOW DO YOU PROTECT YOURSELF AT NIGHT” + glittered sequined bat
Girl all you gotta do is divide 48 by four it’s literally the easiest part
anyone wanna explain to me how 3.16=4.X turned into 48=4X? math is fucked up or this girl is gonna be one hell of a stripper
i just figured out the perfect murder
kill someone and bury them in their own garden
that way if the police find them they’ll think it was a suicide
#welp looks like the victim committed suicide and promptly buried themselves in their garden #how considerate of them
"And that is why I killed myself, chopped myself up and put myself in the garbage" it worked then why can’t it work in this case?
May have found my fake blood and used it on my pentagram
So my sister is trying to get me to go clubbing with her. She is determined to try and set me up with some random chick. Now I normally i wouldn’t be annoyed with that except EVERY SINGLE TIME she convince me to go clubbing it was a lot of guys who hit on me.
Everytime I look at my bank account I am reminded why I have no food. At the same time I wonder where the fuck my money is actually going