To all my followers the hundreds of millions of them around the world I offer this simple piece of advice. Do not ride a scooter going 40-50 kmph into the back of a car. It hurts. Seriously it hurts like hell don’t do it.It happened last night and I got off lightly no broken bones or anything yet i can barely walk down the stairs cause of the pain. So again don’t do it.
P.S. God bless helmets.
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did you know that cats rub their faces against things that they claim as their territory so if they rub against your face youve just been named an honorary member of that cat’s family like wow thank you cat
i love when people steal my text posts
my brothers cat rubs it’s face against the toilet
i just figured out the perfect murder
kill someone and bury them in their own garden
that way if the police find them they’ll think it was a suicide
#welp looks like the victim committed suicide and promptly buried themselves in their garden #how considerate of them
"And that is why I killed myself, chopped myself up and put myself in the garbage" it worked then why can’t it work in this case?